And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, how can you operate without a roof?
DR. BOB: It's better without a roof! Cuts down the overhead. (That's doctor talk.)
NURSE PIGGY: What if it rains?
DR. BOB: We'll head for the nearest tax shelter. (That's more doctor talk.) Oh, Nurse Janice!
NURSE JANICE: Yes, Doctor Bob.
DR. BOB: Where have you been?
NURSE JANICE: Taking angry calls from the medical association.
DR. BOB: Ooo-ooo...
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, the sky is threatening!
DR. BOB: Yes? So is the audience, but that's never stopped us.
NURSE PIGGY: I don't know whether you should operate
NURSE JANICE: Oh, let's ask the patient. He can tell us, he's a weather man.
DR. BOB: You mean, he knows whether or not I should operate?
(thunder)
I didn't think it was that bad!
WEATHER MAN: (singing) Don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky...
DR. BOB: I do, because it's night time! (Pretty dumb weather man.)
NURSE JANICE: Oh, no he's not, he's a singing weather man! He's just telling you it's stormy weather.
DR. BOB: I don't believe this!
NURSE PIGGY: He's right, it is stormy weather! I just felt some rain drops.
WEATHER MAN: (singing) Keep falling on my head, they keep falling...
DR. BOB: There's gonna be more than that falling on your head! Where's that...?
And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
DR. BOB: (He must be on a cloud.)
Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say...
NURSE PIGGY: Dr. Bob, it's getting worse! It's beginning to hail!
DR. BOB: Hail?
WEATHER MAN: (singing) The gang's all here! What the heck...
EVERYONE: Oh shut up!
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