And now, Veterinarian's Hospital. In this special episode our quack who has gone to the dogs will pay tribute to William Shakespeare.
DR. BOB: Prithee Nurse, who beeth our next patient?
NURSE JANICE: Why this little piglet, sire.
DR. BOB: Not piglet, Hamlet! Remember, we're doing Shakespeare here.
NURSE JANICE: Hmmm...sounds more like Bacon!
DR. BOB: Say this patient needs a transfusion. What's his blood type?
NURSE JANICE: Well, I think it's 2B, but I'm not sure.
DR. BOB: Well, make up your mind. 2B or not 2B?
NURSE PIGGY: These people have no shame.
DR. BOB: Say...I'm listening to this patient's heart. Zounds.
NURSE PIGGY: Zounds what?
DR. BOB: Zounds terrible! Yeah, the frog wanted Shakespeare, he's gettin' Shakespeare.
NURSE JANICE: But you're a doctor first!
DR. BOB: Right. Doctor first, Richard the Second, Henry the Fourth.
NURSE PIGGY: Methinks we should take our leave.
DR. BOB: Why?
NURSE PIGGY: Look at the time.
DR. BOB: Say, it's the timing of the shrew.
NURSE PIGGY: Are you calling me a shrew?
DR. BOB: If the shrew fits...!
So we leave Veterinarian's Hospital on their own. Tune in next week when we'll hear Dr. Bob say:
DR. BOB: Alas, poor por-rk. I knew thee well!
STATLER: You know, that really offended me. I'm a student of Shakespeare!
WALDORF: Huh. You were a student *with* Shakespeare.
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