And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing
story of a former orthopedic surgeon who's gone to the dogs.
DR BOB: Hut sut Rawlson a-ra-ra in the bralus bralus bralus
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NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob! You can't sing at a time like this!
DR BOB: I'm not singing at a time like this, I'm singing Hut Sut Ralwson. It's an oldie but goodie.
GEORGE: How'd I ever get myself into this sketch?
DR BOB: Easy, George.
JANICE: Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking!
DR BOB: Avanderbate is sinking abah! Come on, laugh it up, Nurse. These are the jokes!
JANICE: The only joke around here is you, Dr. Bob. This patient needs your assistance!
DR BOB: Well, you're my assitants, but what he's going to do with the two of you I'll never know!
GEORGE: Look, either gimme some help of get me outta here!
DR BOB: What seems to be your trouble?
GEORGE: Well, I keep breaking out in a cold sweat.
DR BOB: Hmmmm. A-ha! Very simple. It's a clear case of Pentransitphobia.
NURSE PIGGY: Huh?
DR BOB: It's a dread fear of traveling through the state of Pennsylvania.
PIGGY: Dr. Bob, enough of these terrible jokes. You've dedicated yourself to saving lives!
DR BOB: That's right. And I've saved 6 lives this week.
GEORGE: By operating?
DR BOB: No, by not operating!
JANICE: Dr. Bob, you've given this hospital a bad name.
DR BOB: You're right. Fred is a terrible name for a hopsital. I'll give it a better name. How 'bout Eunice?
GEORGE: This is impossible! Look, do you have a license?
DR BOB: Of course! Every dog has a license. The leash laws are really rough.
GEORGE: You dummy! I mean a license to practice!
DR BOB: Yes I do, and right now I'm going to practice on you. Bongos.
PIGGY: Bongos, Dr. Bob?
GEORGE: Wait! Hold! Hol... hey! oo! ah! oo, oo, oo, oo!
And so Dr. Bob is about to begin his bongo practice. Tune in next
week when we'll hear Nurse Piggy say:
PIGGY: Dr. Bob, you've lost him! It's too late.
DR BOB: Well, he couldn't have gone far. He was under the sheet a second ago!
as performed by Rowlf, Miss Piggy, Janice, and George
the Janitor on The Muppet Show Album
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