Time now for another Veterinarian's Hospital the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
DR. BOB: All right, now where's the next case?
NURSE JANICE: He's right here, Dr. Bob.
DR. BOB: Of course. What's this man here for?
NURSE JANICE: A stomache ache, Dr. Bob.
DR. BOB: Stomache ache. Check. (Picks up a mallet and hits the patient in the stomach)
PATIENT: Ow!
DR. BOB: There now, that should ache for some time.
NURSE JANICE: He's also here for a sore throat.
DR. BOB: Easy!
PATIENT: Wait! I've got a sore throat. I want it to go away!
DR. BOB: Oh, well why didn't you say so? Open up your mouth!
PATIENT: aaaaaa...
DR. BOB: Uh-huh. (leaning deep into the patient's very large mouth) Ah-hah. Oh-ho! I see the problem immediately (stands up)
NURSES JANICE AND PIGGY: What is it, Dr. Bob?
DR. BOB: This man has a frog in his throat!
NURSE PIGGY: Are you certain?
DR. BOB: Positive.
(Kermit pops up in the patient's mouth)
KERMIT: Very funny. Just see if this dumb doctor sketch eer gets on the show again!
And so Dr. Bob has found a patient with a case of ingrown TV show host.
DR. BOB: Ah, let's clean up around here. This operating room is a mess!
KERMIT: That's nothing! You should see it in here!
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