(Scene: based on the wild cheering from the audience, I believe it is the episode of The Muppet Show where Miss Piggy has bought the audience, either because she was jealous of the guest star or because she was trying to negotiate a new contract (both are frequent occurences); there is a cow on the operating table)
Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
CROWD: We want Piggy! We want Piggy!
(Piggy enters, crowd goes wild.)
NURSE PIGGY: Thank you, thank you! (Blows kisses). Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob?
DR. BOB: What?
NURSE PIGGY: Where did we get this patient from?
DR. BOB: Oh. Well, she was found with a bunch of cows.
NURSE PIGGY: Not bunch. Herd.
DR. BOB: Herd of what?
NURSE PIGGY: Herd of cows.
DR. BOB: Sure, I've heard of cows. (Laughs)
NURSE PIGGY: No, no, no. I mean the cows herd.
DR. BOB: I don't care if the cows heard. I haven't said anything to be ashamed of. (Laughs)
NURSE JANICE: But Dr. Bob, are you going to operate?
DR. BOB: No, I think we've milked this joke long enough. (Laughs)
COW: Oh, look, I have a stake in this too. (Laughs)
And so, Dr. Bob has taken the bull by the horns. Tune in next time, when you'll hear Miss Piggy say:
NURSE PIGGY: This has really been a moo-ving experience.
(Crowd cheers)
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