Arriving on Track 2, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
NURSE JANICE: Here's your next patient, Dr. Bob. He's a conductor!
DR. BOB: Well, he's not getting any symphony from me!
NURSE PIGGY: You mean sympathy!
DR. BOB: He's not getting any of that, either.
NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob, he's a train conductor!
DR. BOB: Well, I will not operator on anyone who work for the railroad.
NURSE JANICE: Why not?
DR. BOB: I've got a very poor track record! Hey, what's the matter with him?
NURSE JANICE: I don't know! He keeps saying the same thing over and over.
CONDUCTOR: (yells) All aboard!
(Everyone jumps)
All: Aaaa!
NURSE JANICE: See what I mean? Dr. Bob, that's all he ever says!
DR. BOB: Well, he must have a one-track mind.
NURSE PIGGY: That's your second track joke, Dr. Bob.
DR. BOB: So what? Who keeps track?
NURSE PIGGY: That's three!
DR. BOB: Well, it's too late to change. You can't teach an old dog new track.
NURSE PIGGY: Well, three and a half.
DR. BOB: Oh.
CONDUCTOR: (yells) All aboard!
Everyone jumps again)
All: Aaaa!
NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob, he's worked too long on the rail road. It's affected his mind!
DR. BOB: Yes, the strain on his brain stays mainly on the train.
NURSE PIGGY: Oh, Dr. Bob, I think you've got it!
CONDUCTOR: (yells) All aboard!
(Everyone jumps)
All: Oh!
So we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital. Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
DR. BOB: I think he's got rail road sneeze.
NURSE PIGGY: Rail road sneeze?
DR. BOB: Ah-choo-choo!
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