Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
DR. BOB: Well, who's the first patient, Nurse Janice?
NURSE JANICE: Here he is, Dr. Bob.
NURSE PIGGY: Oh, Dr. Bob, what a cute little bunny. I wonder what his name is?
DR. BOB: Well, he hasn't that "Eh, what's up doc," so it isn't you-know-who!
NURSE JANICE: Who, doctor?
DR. BOB: It's not "Who, doctor," it's "Doctor Who" - that's another show.
NURSE JANICE: Oh, oh, is he related to Doctor Which?
DR. BOB: No, it's not "Doctor Which" it's witch doctor, and that's another ball game!
NURSE JANICE: Oh, then Doctor Who's on first!
NURSE PIGGY: All I asked you is the bunny's name, and I get Abbot and Costello.
BUNNY: Hey, look can we get on with this? I'm late! I'm late!
DR. BOB: For a very important date?
BUNNY: No, that's another rabbit.
DR. BOB: Oh, you're not the white rabbit?
BUNNY: No, I'm the wrong rabbit!
NURSE PIGGY: Good grief! Now it's Rabbit and Costello.
NURSE JANICE: Dr. Bob, may I remind you this is a hospital?
DR. BOB: Oh, I'm glad you did. The way the jokes were dying, I thought it was a morgue!
BUNNY: Hey, hurry up, will ya? I gotta get back to the hutch!
DR. BOB: The what?
NURSE PIGGY: Hutch. That's where rabbits live.
DR. BOB: I know that. I even know where it is. It's behind a famous cathedral.
ALL: Oh?
DR. BOB: You must have heard of it. The hutch back of Notre Dame?
NURSE PIGGY: That rings a bell!
And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
DR. BOB: Good!
Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse Janice say:
NURSE JANICE: Oh, Dr. Bob, that was really a long way to go for that last joke! You should have packed a lunch!
DR. BOB: I did. I ate it behind the cathedral.
ALL: Oh?
DR. BOB: Yes. I had the lunch back of Notre Dame!
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